Tommy was only seven, but his first confession felt like the biggest moment of his life. His grandma had marched him into church with that serious look every kid knows too well \u2014 the \u201cno fooling around today\u201d look.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He stepped into the little wooden booth, heart racing, palms sweaty, wondering if the priest could somehow see<\/em> all the bad things he\u2019d ever done. When the tiny window slid open, Tommy nearly jumped out of his shoes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cBless me, Father, for I have sinned,\u201d he whispered, just like Grandma taught him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Once he started, the truth poured out fast. But then the priest asked gently, \u201cIs there anything else, my son?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Tommy froze. His eyes widened. His voice dropped to a whisper.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cWell\u2026 yeah. There is<\/em> one more thing.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n The priest leaned closer. \u201cGo on.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Tommy swallowed hard. He paused, bracing himself.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201c\u2014it popped and he screamed so loud he scared the dog into knocking over the TV.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n For a full second, there was complete silence.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Then the priest burst out laughing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n By the time Tommy walked out of that booth, the priest was still wiping tears from his eyes \u2014 and Grandma, who had no clue what he\u2019d confessed, wondered why both<\/em> of them looked like they\u2019d just survived a comedy show instead of church.<\/p>\n\n\n\n And that\u2019s how Tommy\u2019s very first confession became the funniest moment that parish had seen in years.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Tommy was only seven, but his first confession felt like the biggest moment of his life. His grandma had marched him into church with that serious look… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3087,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7177","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/realbuzz24.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7177","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/realbuzz24.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/realbuzz24.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realbuzz24.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realbuzz24.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7177"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/realbuzz24.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7177\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realbuzz24.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3087"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/realbuzz24.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7177"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realbuzz24.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7177"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realbuzz24.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7177"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
A stolen pencil.
A bad word.
A lie to his mom.
And the Barbie incident \u2014 which, honestly, the priest found funnier than sinful.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cLast night\u2026 I put ketchup packets under my grandpa\u2019s toilet seat so when he sat down\u2014\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n